Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
WHY WOULD U EVEN……
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
Everyone rebloggin this post sadly relating to it, worry not I have a solution: get yourself a fat cat. A really fat cat. Let it take up half the bed, forcing you to sleep in super uncomfy positions. Then every now and then lock it out of your room. Have some u time. Learn to fully enjoy being able to sleep in true comfort. Bonus: you now have a fat cat
- a relationship
i have some bad news for you son
oitnb season 3 wishlist:
- poussey’s happiness
- alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
- literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”
to know miss claudette is okay
She was bullied as a child because of her vitiligo; now she’s a model